The Eyes Have It - Philip K. Dick

The Eyes Have It

By Philip K. Dick

  • Release Date: 2011-08-01
  • Genre: Adventure
Score: 4
From 411 Ratings


A little whimsy, now and then, makes for good balance. Theoretically, you could find this type of humor anywhere. But only a topflight science-fictionist, we thought, could have written this story, in just this way….

It was quite by accident I discovered this incredible invasion of Earth by lifeforms from another planet. As yet, I haven’t done anything about it; I can’t think of anything to do. I wrote to the Government, and they sent back a pamphlet on the repair and maintenance of frame houses. Anyhow, the whole thing is known; I’m not the first to discover it. Maybe it’s even under control.

I was sitting in my easy-chair, idly turning the pages of a paperbacked book someone had left on the bus, when I came across the reference that first put me on the trail. For a moment I didn’t respond. It took some time for the full import to sink in. After I’d comprehended, it seemed odd I hadn’t noticed it right away.

The reference was clearly to a nonhuman species of incredible properties, not indigenous to Earth. A species, I hasten to point out, customarily masquerading as ordinary human beings. Their disguise, however, became transparent in the face of the following observations by the author. It was at once obvious the author knew everything. Knew everything — and was taking it in his stride. The line (and I tremble remembering it even now) read:
… his eyes slowly roved about the room.
Vague chills assailed me. I tried to picture the eyes. Did they roll like dimes? The passage indicated not; they seemed to move through the air, not over the surface. Rather rapidly, apparently. No one in the story was surprised. That’s what tipped me off. No sign of amazement at such an outrageous thing. Later the matter was amplified.


  • Interesting

    By Jorge creator
    I had downloaded this ebook a long time ago and barely got the chance to read it the first time. It was quite a bizarre and comical read, which had me questioning myself on what I was reading. And to top it off, the final phrase takes the cake. It's nice and short so it won't take much to give this a try. I definitely found some thought derived from this peculiarity
  • Fun Little Story

    By No Road For Old Men
    What an enjoyable little story! Great for when you need a few minutes to sit back and take life a little less seriously.
  • The eyes have it

    By xpostfactor
    Stupidest thing Dick ever wrote
  • Horrible

    By Horrifieing
    It s not very good
  • Okay?

    By Jljorgensen
    It's a weird little story. I don't really see the point or reason behind it.
  • What Part of Nose Don't You Understand?

    By KeniArts
    Funny until you you figure it out.